Presidentially Sanctioned Satire
Trump Says Chicken Crossed Road To Attend MAGA Rally
President Trump says the chicken called him sir and told him he was doing a tremendous job. *CLICK TO TATE*
Articles by Flagg Eagleton
The Line Between Truth and Satire is Thin
Guy Named Steve Personifies The Current State Of Stupidity In The US
If ever there was a douchebag you could just laugh at, it’s Steve. *CLICK TO TATE*
A Wall of Satire
Mexico Agrees To Pay For The Wall: ‘Y’all Can Keep That Sh*thole’
Mexico has decided on a shift in policy. *CLICK TO TATE*
Presidentially Sanctioned Satire
Trump Deems Bankruptcy Attorneys Essential Businesses
He wouldn’t be the man he is today without them. *CLICK TO TATE*
Scientific Satire Like Shroedinger's Cat
Scientists Warn Conservatives: COVID 19 May Result in Unwanted Empathy and Compassion
The last thing we need is for our patriots to start caring about each other. *CLICK TO TATE*
Presidentially Sanctioned Satire
After Analyzing The Mess He’ll Leave, Democrats Decide Trump Can Keep His Stupid Job
Are you freaking kidding me? You deal with it. *CLICK TO TATE*
Obama Fan Fiction
Report: Obama Pissed After Seeing the Shit He Coulda Got Away With
Wife and daughters reportedly forced to remind him he was still black. *CLICK TO TATE*
Presidentially Sanctioned Satire
NOAA Backs Trump’s Alabama Claim, Assigns Hurricanes to RNC from now on.
The truth? Who dafuq cares anymore. *CLICK TO TATE*
Presidentially Sanctioned Satire
Trump Strongly Considering North Korea’s Offer To Sell Us Guam
Air Force One is wheels-up and headed back to Pyongyang. *CLICK TO TATE*
Nancy Pelosi the Alcoholic Fan Fiction
Political misinformation under the guise of proffering 'satire'
Trump to Award Medal of Freedom Posthumously to Nessa Thropp
They tried to tell him it wasn’t real, but he was having what the Secret Service affectionately calls ‘an episode.’ *CLICK TO TATE*
Tariff-Free Chinese Satire
China Steps Up Climate Change Hoax In Response To Trade War
Ghina is the one making it all happen people. GHINA!!! *CLICK TO TATE*
Presidentially Sanctioned Satire
Trump Issues $14 Billion in McDonalds Gift Cards to Hungry Farmers and Auto Workers
He said he would come through for them and he did. *CLICK TO TATE*
It's Satire
Trump Fires Pants: ‘I Like Trousers That Don’t Get Crapped In’
The President’s pants decided not to cooperate on the golf course. *CLICK TO TATE*
Conservative Fan Fiction
Mississippi County Becomes 1st In Nation to Completely Ban All Forms Of Islamia
Can my county be next? *CLICK TO TATE*