Pork-Related Fan Fiction
Cannibal With ‘Free Haircuts’ Sign To Welcome Quarentine Protesters
If opportunity knocks… *CLICK TO TATE*
Articles by Fallis Gunnington
Be Best Space Force Fan Fiction
Echo Quarentined With Fran Drescher Commits Suicide
No one saw it coming. *CLICK TO TATE*
Pork-Related Fan Fiction
Ailing Fred Durst Tests Negative for The Nookie
He came into this world as a reject. And he’s thankfully still here. *CLICK TO TATE*
Presidentially Sanctioned Satire
Heartbroken Sanders Staffers Return to Selling Weed
It was a good ride, brah. *CLICK TO TATE*
Presidentially Sanctioned Satire
11 Arrested During Attempted Heist at Charmin Factory
This story still unrolling… *CLICK TO TATE*
Literacy Encouragement Satire
Netflix Subscription Convinces Trump to Pardon ‘Tiger King’, Breaking Bad Cast, Squidward
Well, at least he’s in touch with quarentined America. *CLICK TO TATE*
Pork-Related Fan Fiction
Stimulus Check Cashed Into Singles to Use for Night of Tittays
Now THAT’S stimulus. *CLICK TO TATE*
Be Best Space Force Fan Fiction
Don Cheadle Found Dehydrated After Week in War Machine Costume
Make sure you quarantine safely, people. *CLICK TO TATE*
Satanic Satire
Gamestop Clerk Declares Mall ‘Annexed’, Seizes Gap Territory
“…and Alexander wept, for there were no more lands to conquer.” *CLICK TO TATE*
Pork-Related Fan Fiction
Gyno Doc Working From Home Starts GoFundme For New Sofa
Please reach into your pockets. Or wherever. *CLICK TO TATE*
Literacy Encouragement Satire
CNN Finally Gives Up, Begins Airing ‘Walking Dead’ Episodes 24/7
I mean, at some point, it’s just the same thing. *CLICK TO TATE*
Satire To Raise Money For Snopes
John Travolta Re-Enters Plastic Bubble
Better safe than sorry. *CLICK TO TATE*
Literacy Encouragement Satire
Trump Names Randall Flagg as New Pandemic Czar
Finally, a true expert to advise us in our time of need! *CLICK TO TATE*
Pork-Related Fan Fiction
Fat Caucasian Man Ejected From S.O.T.U. Speech for Openly Masturbating
It was a rousing speech! *CLICK TO TATE*
Conservative Fan Fiction
Militia Head With Lisp Says Virginia Governor Can ‘Eat His Thit’
It’th abtholute bullthit. *CLICK TO TATE*