China Steps Up Climate Change Hoax In Response To Trade War

President Trump has often warned us that the entire idea of global warming, which the libs have re-named “climate change” for when it’s cold out, was concocted by the Chinese to further control the American consumer. Somehow. Now, it seems like the proof is in the putting, and the covfefe is on the run.

According to our sources in China, there has been a concerted effort to increase the fear of climate change among the average American by the government as well as private industry. Artaki Tu Bolls, spokesman for somebody who may or may not be involved with the Japanese Resistance, said:

“Ghina is bad bad country and sending more big bads. Ships with hundreds of tornados and floods every day. Container full of stereotypes. Not good. America must heed warning!”

While we couldn’t really understand what Artaki was saying, we are grateful to him for his country’s rich history and diverse culture.

As for Ghina, they seem to be doubling down on the issue, insisting that the climate change hoax is a hoax. “Big stupid orange man make it all up,” said Ghina, “He so dumb. You pay his tax. We wait here.”

The Trump administration is currently trying to deal with liberal satire that somehow makes typecasting Asian people OK, which is far more interesting than the nothing they typically do. 2020 can’t come soon enough.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.