A new study conducted by the Society To Undo Previously Identified Deeds has concluded that those who we had previously called right wing nutjobs are actually the most sane and acutely aware among us.
STUPID -a most unfortunate acronym – studied and investigated every reported shooting death in America of the last 10 years and found that what the Qumans say is true …….all were “false flags”, staged events meant to deceive and sway the public to a way of thinking – to promote gun control and vilify gun lovers and the NRA in the case of these many, many, many, many, many, many shootings.
The study concluded beyond all reasonable doubt that good guys with guns have successfully solved America’s violent gun-related past, by thwarting attempted evil at the hands of the mentally ill each and every time.
As Lindsay Graham put it:
“The system works. American gun owners are responsible and kind, as are the rest of the population. We do not have a problem in this country with firearms, unless that problem is not having enough of them out there in the hands of our freedom loving people.”
Also found by STUPID, liberals and socialists have secret underground think tanks where each shooting – mass or otherwise – is carefully scripted and where they hire actors using money from the evil Soros empire. They operate 24 hours a day and are ready to spring into action at a moment’s notice to further their anti-2A agenda.
So next time someone suggests to you that gun control is needed in this country, tell them STUPID people say otherwise. That’ll put them in their place.