Trump Retweets ‘Eggplant’ Speech From ‘True Romance’


It has not been a good week for Donald Trump.  He’s lost Supreme Court cases.  He’s been discovered to have hidden his knowledge of Putin paying bounties to Taliban soldiers to go after our troops in Afghanistan.  And to top it off, he retweeted a racist shouting “white power”, causing allegations of his obvious outward racism to be confirmed.

But leaving bad enough alone is also not his strong point.  As a defiant follow-up yesterday, the impeached President retweeted in several parts, the full text of the speech given by Dennis Hopper’s character from the movie “True Romance.”  The following is that text, edited slightly for racially sensitive content:

You know,
I read a lot.
Especially about things in, uh,
about history.
I find that shit fascinating.
Here’s a fact, I don’t know whether you know or not,
Sicilians … were spawned by ni**ers.

Come again?

No, i-i-it’s a fact.
You see, uh,
Sicilians have black blood
pumpin’ through their hearts.
If you don’t believe me, you can look it up.
Hundreds and hundreds of years ago,
you see, the Moors conquered Sicily.
And the Moors are ni**ers.


So you see, way back then, uh,
Sicilians were like, uh,
wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes,
but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there,
and uh, well, they changed the whole country.
They did so much fucking with Sicilian women,
huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever.
That’s why blonde hair and blue eyes became
black hair and dark skin.
You know, it’s absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day,
hundreds of years later,
that, uh,
that Sicilians still carry that ni**er gene.
Now this…
No, I’m, no, I’m quoting…
It’s written.
It’s a fact, it’s written.

I love this guy.
This guy.
Your ancestors are ni**ers! Uh-huh.


Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother
fucked a ni**er,
ho, ho, yeah,
and she had a half-ni**er kid…
now, if that’s a fact, tell me,
am I lying?
‘Cause you, you’re part

Luckily, Trump assumes “Blue Velvet” is a gay movie about fashion or something, or that Twitter account would be gonesville.

At this time, White House sources have no comments on the matter.  Most of them are desperately updating their resumes.

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