Hillary Clinton has died after what normally a harmless game she plays with her husband went wrong. She was 86 and is survived by her husband, Bill, daughter, Chelsea, and her adopted alien child, Zack.
Bill and Hillary Clinton frequently played games where they would “dare” each other to do wild and crazy things. Today was no different, and it was Hillary’s turn to give the dare to her husband.
Her demand today? To pull out a bow-and-arrow and shoot an apple off the top of her head, William Tell style. The fact that President Clinton did not have any experience with such equipment did not seem to faze her at all. She had placed the request, and, according to their own rules, it had to be completed.
Hillary placed herself in front of a tree trunk and put the apple on her head, giggling uncontrollably as she did so. Once she was finally able to compose herself, she stood completely still and egged on her husband to get it done.
Bill, after having taken the three practice shots he was allowed by his wife, nervously pulled back the bow string and, shutting one eye, lined up the target. When satisfied, he shut both his eyes…and let go.
Hillary never saw it coming, for she too had shut her eyes as she waited for the impact above her head, a smile on her face. They arrow pierced her directly in her right eye, killing her instantly.
Former President Bill Clinton has been arrested on charges of manslaughter and is currently awaiting trial. This tragedy could have been avoided if either of them had a brain.
RIP Hillary. May the afterlife provide plenty of arrows to pierce your apple.