Hillary Dies At Sea After Luxury Cruise Ship Goes Down

The truth is right in front of you

Hillary Clinton has died. And the story of her death is both beautiful and tragic.

Clinton had embarked on a dream cruise, crossing the Atlantic ocean on a luxury liner the likes of which the world had never seen. She spent her days during the trip on deck in the sun, her nights dining and dancing in the ballroom. She was loving life and enjoying the decadence of pampered living at sea.

And then, something more. Something….special. For it was on this voyage that Hillary Clinton found true love with billionaire George Soros.

The two had known each other for years. They travelled in the same circles. They worked together to enact policy that would destroy this country. But they were never linked romantically. That did not happen until their eyes locked on the Lido deck aboard “The New & Improved Titanic.”

From there, a whirlwind romance began. Soros and Clinton could not keep their hands off each other and were seen together everywhere….Until the unthinkable happened to the unsinkable ship.

Nobody saw the iceberg coming but it charged them, attacking with ferocious force. The poor vessel’s hull never had a chance. And down it went into the deep blue Sea.

Hillary and George floundered in the ocean, eventually coming across a raft that might float them to safety or hold them until the rescue arrived. Hillary climbed on board, content that her love would want her saved. Instead, witnesses say the evil George Soros grabbed her and threw her from the platform so that he could save his own skin. Hillary was not to be seen again.

RIP Hillary. May the depths of the ocean be kinder to your heart