Hillary Clinton died today at the hands of US Special Forces after a hail of gunfire ravaged her frame. She brought it on herself.
Alex Jones, the recently disgraced radio and web show host who revealed to the world the conspiracies that exist around us, had warned us of the reptilian alien shape shifters in existence here in the USA and around the globe. He warned us but we didn’t listen.
It looks as though we dodged a bullet by not electing Hillary Clinton as president, as it turns out she was one. This was revealed today at an Air Force Base in Hawaii. The reveal on her part was not intentional, but the sharp eyes of our specially trained combattants caught it and immediately took action, firing their weapons with abandon.
Lt. Satya Martin, who caused an immediate reaction in this reporter’s private parts, gave us a play-by-play of the events of the day:
“it seems that the former secretary was quite an exhibitionist. She was taking an opportunity to change out of the clothes that she had travelled in and she did so in open view of the entire unit. A disgusting sight, to say the least, but we had to look, just has one can’t help but to look at a train wreck. Same type of situation.
But it wasn’t just her clothes that she was changing. She was actually changing her skin. It shocked us all but we saw her actually peeling off her human skin to reveal a lizard-like surface beneath.
That was enough for us. Within seconds our guns were blazing, ripping her to shreds. She was an illegal alien, a real one. And we weren’t having that.”
No matter what her background, Hillary served this country for most of her life, and for that she should be honored.
RIP Hillary. May your lizard tongue flick with satisfaction knowing that you served America dutifully.