President Trump Gives Ivanka Stunning Valentine’s Day Lingerie

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Valentine’s Day has come again, and being the classy American Adonis that our President is in his heart, he has gone all out.  His daughter Ivanka received a beautiful card, hand-written with the message : “To my greatest work, my masterpiece, my hottest potato – Love, your Valentine, Daddy.”  Accompanying the card was an amazing set of matching red Victoria’s Secret panties, top, nylons, and thigh-boots.  The package was lovingly wrapped up with a golden bow with the Presidential seal.

The set also included this lovely necklace which says : “Breast Wishes” on the back.

The gift was made public as a celebratory display, yet White House staffers have refused to comment, many eluding reporters and locking themselves away on their offices.  Even press secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders was unavailable, and is said to be spending Valentine’s Day eating cold ramen noodles from a cup in her Honda Civic watching episodes of “Monk” on her phone by herself.

“Please don’t cry all over the seats. I just had them vacuumed and dusted.”

It is unknown as of yet what gift or gesture President Trump made to the First Lady today, but Fox News cameras did capture a photo of Vice President Pence wearing an elf costume carrying a “Fudgy The Whale” ice cream cake emblazoned with the name “Melanie” on the front on the White House veranda.

 

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