NOAA Backs Trump’s Alabama Claim, Assigns Hurricanes to RNC from now on.

Trump's voters can do anything they set their minds to

Herpty fricking derr.

Hurricane Dorian actually did pose a massive threat to Alabama, says someone whose job was threatened at the NOAA.

The NOAA is a secretive organization that hides away and determines the facts of storms after they’ve passed so the history books can keep stupid shit Trump says in a chapter marked “Controversial???”

The NOAA also stated that with the new development of hurricanes being a partisan issue and not one of emergency management and public service, that it will officially turn over all future hurricanes to the RNC for proper modeling and to disseminate information.

The National Weather Service has stopped answering the phone and its employees are presumed drunk.

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