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  • How old am I:
  • I'm 28 years old
  • Where am I from:
  • I'm from Paraguay
  • Body features:
  • My figure type is muscular
  • Favourite drink:
  • Rum
  • What is my favourite music:
  • Techno


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I like to get off at your exit.

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Tennessee Copy This. Are you from Maine? I hope this date never ends.

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Georgia Copy This. Because you are hoeing into my potato heart. Are you 19th Century California? Because All bama for you. Alaska Copy This.

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Alabama Copy This. Go gator.

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Connecticut Copy This. I think we should go out. Nebraska Copy This. Because I'm sure you dropped from Kansas into my arteries. Puerto Rico Copy This.

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Texas Copy This. They relate to the unique characteristics or facts for each states origin from the United States.

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74 us states pick up lines

Wyoming Copy This. I am boarderline crazy for you. Missouri Copy This. I've been trailing you for 28 months Oregon Copy This. I'll let you drive my Jeep Grand Cherokees. Nevada Copy This. Illinois Copy This. Are you from Tennessee?

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Because you are an alien to my heart, and it allows extraterrestrials. Are you from Georgia? Did you just whisper a sweet nothing or was that the gale-force winds? Washington Copy This. Are you from Florida?