Elite members of the military, known as the “Nova Corps” came across the deceased body of a wanted illegal alien this morning. The offender, being sought for multiple murders, assaults, and instances of breaking and entering as well as trespassing, was discovered near a remote cabin. Investigators say he was beheaded by what appeared to be a long sword, or possibly, axe.
The victim, who went by the probable gang-name : “Thanos” was not a citizen, and had been in the country illegally. No official suspects have been named so far in the execution, but local detective Jessica Jones spoke off the record to gathered media :
“This guy was bad news, for real. Can’t say as I’m real upset. Off the top of my head though, head chopped off, I’d look at a guy calls himself ‘Beta Ray Bill’. Or Bullseye. I mean, there’s a lot of freaks running around. Wolverine or his good-for-nothing kid Daiken. That ‘swordsman’ idiot that was in the Thunderbolts. Is he dead? I mean, there are literally hundreds of people or skrulls it could have been. I say just let it go, frankly. Excuse me, I need some liquor.”
Anyone with any information regarding the case can contact Nicholas Fury by dialing “7” from any phone and then speaking the word : “Nullifier”.
