Ilhan Omar Founded The Muslammic Sisterhood O.T.T.P

The truth is right in front of you

A new report reports that  Homeland Security has issued a report that supports the previous report from MI9 which reported that Ilhan Omar is one of the founding members of the ” Muslammic Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants”.

The MSOTTP was formed by Omar and a few other ladies while in their teens. They had just seen the movie , “The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants”, and loved it so they wanted to create one of their own involving the same concept – having a pair of jeans that they took turns wearing because the jeans  fit each one of them  and it connected them in some effed up way. Yes, I know. Weird idea for a movie but it was made so there you go.


I think Rosie was in the movie but I’m not sure because I’m not, nor have I ever been, a 13 year old girl.

And so the Gape Travelling Pants were born, dubbed “gape” because they were bought at The Gap and one of the four had a glandular problem which caused weight gain, so a butt seam was completely ripped out in order to allow all five to fit into the jeans. It was a process but they made it work because that’s what close friends do. Awwwwww!

That was 25 years ago. And the 6 ladies still routinely share the pants today. It truly is a story of an enduring friendship and a completely messed bonding ritual.