Trump Fights Back Against Neo-Nazis

The truth is right in front of you.

President Trump took some heat after the incident in Charlottesville, VA when he said that some of the crowd screaming “Jews will not replace us” and wearing swastika armbands were “very fine people”.  Many heard that and perceived it to be an endorsement of Nazism, a sworn enemy of America.

But now the president is redeeming himself and making his position clear as he strikes back against the Nazis. In a statement today, the White House made it clear that they were taking a hard line against the new breed of Nazis in America : the Grammar Nazis.

What’s ”unpresidented” is having a leader with a fourth grade education.

”Grammar Nazis have been attacking our president from day one. They relish in reading his tweets on a daily basis and picking them apart to make him seem foolish or unwise. This does nothing more than to provide ammunition to our enemies. This is clearly an act of treason.

Effective immediately, the government of the United States of America will be pursuing these Nazis relentlessly and arresting them in the name of national security.

No longer will they be allowed to mock our president for not properly spelling words like “unprecedented”, “hamburger”, or “border”. Never again will America tolerate an attack on our government over the usage or “counsel” or “loose”. Attacks on these or any others will no longer stand.

This is the dawn of a new era. America is declaring war on Nazis.”

This president’s grammar is a steaming pile of covfefe.

It was only a matter of time before the president made such a declaration. This is what we elected him for – a tough as nails president who will root out America’s enemies.