Trump Renaming San Andreas Fault To ‘Barack Obama’s Fault’

The truth is right in front of you

President Trump is hard on Barack Obama. He is not a fan. He has spent his first three years working hard to erase any mention of Barack Obama from the presidential history books or, indeed, from any positive history whatsoever.

It looked as though all that may be about to change as President Trump has announced a plan to rename a feature of the national landscape after the former president. The location he has in mind? The San Andreas Fault, soon to be known as Barack Obama’s fault.

President Trump, however, tells us that his plan is not to honor Obama with the renaming, but rather to point out it’s obvious truth.

“How many times have I told you of Obama’s blame in all matters bad? Countless. Every single thing that has gone wrong in the past three years has been Obama’s fault. That’s clear.

But the proof of Obamas incompetency does not end in matters political and economic. He was responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus. He gave birth to Hitler. He developed the Black Plague…… And he causes earthquakes.

The truth according to President Trump is right in front of you.

That’s why this renaming is so fitting. The San Andreas Fault line has been the source of numerous earthquakes causing vast death and destruction over the past several centuries. And Obama did it. Say it with me. Obama did it.

The devastation caused by earthquakes is symbolic of evil and ill fortunate in all parts of life. And, Obama being responsible for all of that, to rename the line as ‘Barack Obama’s Fault’ will announce this to the world.

So let it be written. So let it be done.”