Pope Adds ‘Smoking Christ’s Soul’ To Communion Ritual

The truth is right in front of you

The centuries old ritual of Communion is a curious one. The faithful line up to receive on their tongue a wafer that symbolizes the “body of Christ” and they receive Jesus into them. Ditto his blood through a sip of wine. Now Pope Francis has added a third element to the rite – “Smoking the Soul of the Saviour”.

It has long been known that Francis is a degenerate pothead. Those in his inner circle have tried to keep it under wraps, but they have failed wholly to keep cleaning staff and visitors from detecting the pungent stench that drifts into the hall from his chambers every time he sparks  a doobie.

Realizing that his sin is revealed, it would seem that the Pope decided that he may as well be more open about it. That would explain this “Smoking the Soul” crap.

 

Papal approval GUARANTEES it’s good stuff

For the procedure with this new act is exactly what one would expect : the priest lights a spliff and takes a few tokes, then passes it to the parishioner to do the same while saying, “Don’t bogart that joint, my friend.” The parish member then inhales “the soul” and exhales “the sin.”

This is just the latest in a series of disturbing moves from this Pope. Will this be the one that has him removed from his throne?